All tagged Health

The Problem with Exercise (and everything)

In the years since I was drilled between the eyes with this great dilemma, I have physically grown a half-inch; lengthening and strengthening my spine enough to finally measure that nice, even 75 inches my pediatrician promised me when I was 12. This journey has taken the better part of four years and to be quite honest, has been truly absurd. Yet the difficulty of what I have accomplished and the work required to make it so, has given me a gift way greater than anything physical ever could. It has ruptured my sense of normal to the point where I know—there is no such thing.

Why I Take Cold Showers

My story goes something like this:

I was a Personal Trainer with a defunct body. I was aesthetically fit; endowed with “abs” from a regimen of eating mediocrely, lifting weights (with bad form), running, and the benefit of youth. But at age 24, the observance of chronic lower-back and shoulder pain necessitated my first application of The Life Method:

Question: Do I have absolutely no idea what it means to be healthy?

Test: Takes a Pilates class

Observation: Gets shown up by 50 year-old women

Feedback: Not happy about the observation—pretends event never happened

Result: Keeps injuring lower-back

How to Fitness Pt. 1

Yet, being healthy is not just something you start doing because you suddenly have loads of free time. It can certainly start that way, but as anyone who has had their motivation to get fit this quarantine sapped by an infatuation with Joe Exotic can attest, hoping and doing are not one in the same.

Are You Having Enough Fun?

This is how character develops as well. Growing up is tough; just ask a pubescent boy. He will probably tell you that learning to navigate girls is a lot like making a right-on-red. This early feedback—when we are learning to drive—is the information we will subsequently use as we traverse through life. If all goes well, the boy will transition into a young man and just as with making a right-on-red, hopefully he has enough practice to no longer shit his pants while conversing with the opposite sex—I’m still a work in progress. The things we perceive when we are developing will determine whether we grow up to be someone who instinctively says “Bless you” when a stranger sneezes, or someone who actively abstains like that weird lady on the subway. Hopefully, these examples show that our brains’ feedback and autopilot system is a double edged sword: allowing us to add complexity to our daily drive but making the disruption of our habits and character nearly impossible.

The Art of Resetting

Life doesn’t usually issue pause and reset buttons, yet that is exactly what this virus has given us. We’re in the midst of a chance to rediscover ourselves, our families and our communities; a chance we squander if we spend this time binging Oreos and Netflix while praying for it all to be over.

Clean Your Room

Life is hard enough without the bullsh**. Status and money are those forces in your nightly dreams that prevent you from turning left, when you are desperately trying to turn right. And, what happens in that dream when you turn left despite your desire and intuition? That’s right, you fall into the abyss––always.

What I've Learned From Not Eating

Be honest with yourself: who wears the pants in your relationship with food? Overly anticipating meals makes us no better than predatory animals by robbing us of the two things that make us uniquely human: our individuality and our minds. Not eating for five days displayed that my dependence on food had led to an involuntary compartmentalization of my time—one that was driving me to act with the crowd while preventing me from reaching my full potential. If you wish to control your own destiny, you can begin by adopting the most important word in the English language—no. If you are content being like everyone else—just continue saying yes.